Some favorites and very few duds from Tuesday's commenting.
Favorites, in no particular order:
This thread from the Wake Up Deadspin post was terrific. Just a bunch of quality commenters having fun with a headline. On their own, the individual comments wouldn't draw a laugh, but together in a thread, they're great.
All Over But The Sharting's latest bizarre Olive Garden menu joke brought the house down in the UVA Lacrosse Murder thread.
In the Gary Plummer thread, Bevraj of Choice had nice play on words that got some much-deserved praise. He's really great at these clever, concise little reversals.
For some reason my attempts at linking to it keep failing, but it wouldn't be a day without a tip of the hat to Eddie Murray Sparkles, and his Owen Wilson joke in the DUAN thread is brutal and brilliant. Scroll down to near the beginning of the thread to find it.
Total Fucking Duds:
A handful of guys have pretty well staked out this section as their territory by now: Paolo.Lex, sacoplenty, and most notably, shuttledik. Tuesday was the day the latter of those three finally got a hip-check from the Ninja, for this wreck in the Wake Up Deadspin thread. He also got called out by Tulos_Mullet for another waste of space in the Celtics B-Team post. Inexplicably, he continued commenting after that, with no notable improvement - in fact, he later contributed a motherfucking .gif, of all things, to a later post. Congratulations, idiot: you're the worst thing on the entire website.
As for the rest of you, have a great day.