Monday Roundup

Favorites and duds from today's commenting.

Favorites, in no particular order:

Here's David Hume with an absurd, hilarious sequence in the Darren Rovell post. This was the best of the very few jokes even attempted today on Deadspin.

I chuckled at this line from SavetoFavorites in the Adorable Goal post. Befuddledly, eh?

Also in the Adorable Goal post, here's a winning dialogue joke from BurnerWilliams. Good stuff.

Here's a rather dark wordplay gag from cobra, brah! in the Skylar Diggins post. Nice pull, bucko.

This goofy slapstick joke from Poignant Theater in the Skylar Diggins post is good for a chuckle. So dumb.

This joke, from The Amazing Sneijderman in the Skylar Diggins post, deserved a little more attention. I needed a second or two to put it together, but it's pretty damn funny.

This, from IronMikeGallego in the Miguel Photoshop post, is a little bit inside-baseball-y, but it's funny. Or, anyway, I laughed.

Total Fucking Duds

And here's JobuNeedsARefill86, just doing what he does. Christ.

Alright, so, obviously there were a goddamn TON of lousy, throwaway, ESPN.com-style comments on Deadspin today. With few exceptions, any comment that wasn't listed in the Favorites today would never ever ever have been visible outside of a Drew post back in the days of the approval system. I know we don't have ninjas anymore, but there's got to be some way to knock the boring same-old-sports-website commentary back behind the Pending Submissions tab.

Hey, good to see you. We're back at it again tomorrow. Make jokes!