tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post3716915520180795835..comments2023-07-05T04:40:57.592-04:00Comments on Mad Bastards All: The Week in Review, etc.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-80041879079522771322012-12-24T14:58:35.860-05:002012-12-24T14:58:35.860-05:00@DougExeter
That's a funny and classy joke. ...@DougExeter <br /><br />That's a funny and classy joke. Pretty clearly a result of the replies, which is discouraging.<br /><br />@Sneijderman<br /><br />Uhhhhhhhh *panics*BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-66991474579833679752012-12-24T14:45:01.574-05:002012-12-24T14:45:01.574-05:00Do you sing "Here Comes Santa Claus" dur...<i>Do you sing "Here Comes Santa Claus" during sex?</i><br /><br />YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I DO!Santa Clausnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-9744549129856126832012-12-24T09:23:03.941-05:002012-12-24T09:23:03.941-05:00Minor question here, Bronze. Is that cheese that c...Minor question here, Bronze. Is that cheese that can grow tits, or tits that can grow cheese? <br /><br />I will judge you severely on only one of those potential options. Sneijdermannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-84728591349876472232012-12-24T01:51:46.844-05:002012-12-24T01:51:46.844-05:00I really can't see how anyone could interpret ...I really can't see how anyone could interpret the joke as any kind of personal attack. The objection (however eloquently worded by the various burners out there) is essentially that it's wrong to use such a tragic event as the backdrop of a joke; or, if there were a two-word phrase that could sum it up - "too soon."<br /><br />Now, if I wanted to really be offensive and personally attack the deceased, I would have joked that there couldn't possibly be a "too soon", because if I waited any longer than I did nobody would know who the hell I was talking about.<br /><br />Another idiot's reply was something along the lines of "you must be a blast at funerals." I don't know if this kind of ignorance of context is any more prevalent nowadays, but it's pervasive in a lot of (especially political) discourse and it's fucking insidious. Of course I wouldn't make that joke at a fucking funeral, you shithead. Do you sing "Here Comes Santa Claus" during sex?<br /><br />Dammit, now I'm all het up at Christmastime. Anyway, this notwithstanding (who'm I kidding - especially because of this) I've quite enjoyed the past couple of weeks trying my hand at this game. You guys are all (except Raysism*) funny, talented, and thoughtful, and I'm hoping to absorb whatever I can. Think I'll stick around awhile.<br /><br />Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day to one and all.<br /><br />*You didn't see it, because it died in the fire, but he made fun of me for being Canadian.DougExeternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-574305882617344012012-12-24T01:18:43.601-05:002012-12-24T01:18:43.601-05:00/whistles "How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You.../whistles "How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You"Gamboahttp://deadspin.com/menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-66066030612000316072012-12-23T23:58:43.424-05:002012-12-23T23:58:43.424-05:00Here's the joke:
"Apparently, earlier in...Here's the joke:<br /><br />"Apparently, earlier in the morning, Freel had been making his trademark pancakes, which he prepares inside a large juice jug. Just as he was about to pour them on the griddle, he heard a loud noise out front and went to investigate, seeing his neighbour. As he got to the side of the road, he suddenly feared that he had left the jug too close to the edge of the countertop. Sure enough, he looked back through his front window and saw the jug tilting ever so slightly. Realizing that his kitchen floor had new tile that hadn't been properly sealed, he was worried about staining and ran back in, but, looking through the window later, the neighbour found that nothing had fallen.<br /><br />When his neighbour was questioned later by police, he told them that the last time he saw Freel, he was sprinting for home as soon as he saw the pitcher move, but ultimately the batter never made contact."<br /><br />And, because it was collateral damage, here is a totally on-point reply from Marmalard:<br /><br />"You make a pancake joke at a time like this?! A man kills himself and you want to make a base stealing reference based around makin' some hotcakes?! You want a long, elaborate set-up with somebody makin' griddle cakes just so that you can get your jollies, huh?! You want to throw in some craftsman know-how about tile sealing and premature moisture?! You go to HELL you soulless devilspawn, self-fornicating, breakfast-minded in the PM, utility-player-stat-exploiting, pitcher-jug word-associating PIECE OF FILTH."<br /><br /><br />DougExeternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-28508308204681688092012-12-23T23:55:15.141-05:002012-12-23T23:55:15.141-05:00If my body of work is enough to win that award, th...If my body of work is enough to win that award, then that's proof enough that you are a goddamn old boys club.DougExeternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-12792148857515131572012-12-23T21:37:19.790-05:002012-12-23T21:37:19.790-05:00When Ray's dishing out kudos to someone else, ...When Ray's dishing out kudos to someone else, you know they've done a bang-up job. Glad to have Gamboa back and to have totally absurd amounts of polite words written about him and us once again. <br /><br />Also, Washington Foreskins brought up that gag in DUAN -- I didn't see it, and so as not to run afoul of whomever is still there to run afoul of, I didn't ask what it was. Would you repeat it? <br /><br />If no one replies to this, I'll know that everyone had a positively lovely holiday. And nothing could make me happier, save for perhaps cheese growing tits. BronzeHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908490737750052622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5869054609060332881.post-52036038682701060192012-12-23T19:06:49.219-05:002012-12-23T19:06:49.219-05:00First off, thanks for all you do. This is a lot of...First off, thanks for all you do. This is a lot of work, Nd it is much appreciated. <br /><br />Second, well deserved honors for Gamboa -- he had a great week.<br /><br />Third, Doug Exter wins the 2012 award for "Further Evidence That We Are Not A Good Old Boys Club; Just Show Up And Be Funny". Also, he made a really good suicide joke today that was deleted unfairly. Raysismnoreply@blogger.com